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I love the myth that people only go to the U because they can't get into the Y. Sorry to burst your bubble zoobs, but not all of us want to become close-minded, delusional robots.

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Max Hall is a hypocrite - Hands down winner, douchebag of the year

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Published on Monday, 30 November 2009 09:04

Max Hall Quote 8/24/09

"A big reason why I came to B.Y.U. is that by coming to B.Y.U., especially if I was able to become a starting quarterback at B.Y.U., is the number of opportunities that I’d not only have to give service, but to represent my faith, In a sense, continue to do missionary work without being on a mission.”

Max Hall Quote 11/28/09

"I don't like Utah. In fact, I hate them. I hate everything about them. I hate their program, their fans. I hate everything. It felt really good to send those guys home.  I think the whole university, and their fans and their organization is classless."

The staff at byusucks.net isn't LDS, but we're betting "I hate everything" is probably somewhere in the book of mormon and is definitely a job well done by Max in "representing his faith."

A short list of people Max Hall thinks is classless

Max, here is a list of a few people you've just called "classless" below.  This is a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

  • Thomas S. Monson - President, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
  • George Albert Smith - former President, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
  • David O. McKay - former President, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
  • Harold B. Lee - former President, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
  • Gordon B. Hinckley - former President, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
  • Cecil O. Samuelson - President, Brigham Young University; Latter-day Saint General Authority
  • Russell M. Nelson - member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
  • Ross "Rocky" Anderson - former Mayor, Salt Lake City
  • Robert Foster Bennett - U.S. Senator, R-UT
  • Anson Vasco Call II - First Mayor of Afton, Wyoming (served nine terms) graduated with the first class in 1875
  • E. Jake Garn - former U.S. Senator, R-UT, and Astronaut
  • Jon M. Huntsman, Jr. - Current Governor of the State of Utah
  • Dale A. Kimball - judge for the U.S. District Court for the District of Utah
  • Myron E. Leavitt - Lieutenant Governor of Nevada; Justice, Nevada Supreme Court
  • Frank Moss, former U.S. Senator, D-UT
  • Karl Rove - Chief political strategist and adviser to George W. Bush attended the University of Utah but never graduated.
  • Ted Stewart - judge for the U.S. District Court for the District of Utah
  • David Evans - Computer scientist and graphics pioneer and co-founder of Evans & Sutherland
  • Wilbert L. Gore - Co-inventor of Gore-tex fabrics
  • Alan Kay - Computer scientist, recipient of the Turing Award, credited with the concept of the laptop computer.
  • Alan Ashton - Computer scientist, co-founder of WordPerfect and Thanksgiving Point
  • John Warnock - Computer scientist best known as a co-founder of Adobe Systems Inc.

 

Max Hall is a douche

 

This week's favorite team: Utah Utes

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Published on Monday, 23 November 2009 08:04
Twice now teams have gone into provostan to kitty stadium and destroyed the zoo.  Florida and TCU both humilated the fat byu faithful, sending them to drown their sorrows in a bowl of ice cream at the local "creamery."  It is time for an exclamation point victory by the Utes to serve up some funeral potatos for byu's season.
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GO UTES!

New shirt alert! SCREW THE Y!

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Published on Friday, 13 November 2009 19:04

We have some new pals who are obviously cool.  "Screw The Y" will soon be a web site.  They sell great shirts like my new one pictured below!  Look for a combined effort between byusucks.net and screwthey.com soon!

 

God I hate byu . screwthey.com screw the y byu sucks balls

Beer drinking byu fans

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Published on Friday, 13 November 2009 19:03
byu sucks screw the y

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