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Published on Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:00

We're back after a short time away.  We had a quadruple reduntant RAID duplicate corrupted data fail on our server.  This may have been a hack from a disgruntled byu fan or a simple server failre.  No one knows for sure.  Yes, utahsucks go ahead and run your smack.

But like the Utes we pick ourselves up off the ground, dust off ourselves and jump back into the fray.

We've almost got the whole site restored and up and running in time for the remainder of rivlary week!

 BRING IT ON SMACKERS!

It's rivalry week

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Published on Monday, 14 November 2005 02:00
utahlogo3.jpg"This is a matchup of two mediocre teams."
~Kyle Whittingham on this week's game

With the recent victory over Wyoming, the zoobie fans are very pumped up.  They're so proud about their 6-4 record that the smack is flying.  It's their first winning record in several years so you can't blame them.  The zoobie chests are all pumped out and they're so thrilled to be one game above a .500 record.  It's a "testament" (or should I say testimony?) to the low level of football that's been coming out of "pussy town" for the past few years.

But the zoo does come into the rivalry game with a better record than The Utes, and with more momentum.  Is it enough to break a 3 year losing streak?  That's why they play the game.

The Utes on the other hand are coming into this game following a terrible home performance against New Mexico.  The Ute offense accounted for 5 of NM's touchdowns by turning the ball over.  Despite turning the ball over 5 times they still almost won the game.

Utah also comes into the rivalry game with the starting QB and the #1 receiver out for the season.  The only good news for the Utes in that respect is that the byzoo defense is very weak.

The smack is already picking up on the message board and will no doubt get pretty brutal by game time.  Whoever wins, be sure they'll be here and on the other boards laying down their smack.

Whether or not the Utes win or lose this week, one thing is sure: byu sucks.

Wyoming fails

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Published on Monday, 14 November 2005 02:00
The byu smack talk is getting more and more obnoxious now that Wyoming failed against the zoo this last weekend: 35-21.  You'd think they'd just won their 10th game in a row the way the fans are talking, but they're just one game above .500 at 6-4.

For the first time in several years the zoo has a winning record.... but they still suck.

This week's favorite team: Wyoming

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Published on Wednesday, 09 November 2005 02:00
THIS WEEKS' FAVORITE TEAM: THE WYOMING COWBOYS

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GO COWBOYS!
After a tough loss to Utah last Saturday, the Wyoming Cowboys could just pack it in for the season.  Their fans may be few and far between for their home game this week against the zoo after they lost their 4th straight.

It is our hope here at byusucks.net that the Cowboys find it in their hearts to suck it up and play some football this week.  They have possibly the best receiver in the conference and against byu's terrible defensive backfield this guy should be able to tear them apart.  Will he?  It depends on if the Coboys have packed it in for the season.

So come on Cowpokes!  Get your game straightened out and do us all a favor: BEAT byu.