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We have some fan mail to post and respond to below:

Keaton wrote

"Byu Sucks Byu Sucks Byu Sucks Byu Sucks
Byu Sucks Byu Sucks Byu Sucks Byu Sucks
Byu Sucks Byu Sucks Byu Sucks Byu Sucks
Byu Sucks Byu Sucks Byu Sucks Byu Sucks"

We couldn't agree more Keaton!  Care to be a contributor here?  You have the qualifications....  :-)

Ethan wrote

"Fuck you. utah blows dick."

Ah yes.  Nothing quite like a hypocritical byu fan dropping f-bombs.  If you'd be so kind as to read through ALL of the posts here, you'll notice NO f-bombs.  Just plain poking fun at the parochial school down south...

Your Mom wrote

"You Fuckin' Suck! Bitch!"

Another f-bomb dropping byu fan.  Can you say word of wisdom issues?

Pablo wrote

"Wow, I can't believe there are people that feel the need to do stuff like this.  What pathetic excuses for human beings.  Way to show the class of your fan base."

Well Pablo, we don't "need" to do stuff like this, we just like doing it because.... byu sucks!

Screw You wrote

"Get a life, I typed BYU and this shit came up.  The pictures are offensive, especially the special olympics one.  And Hall has more class than you could ever have, he has a legit excuse to not like the U and make his comments, and I couldn't agree more with him, it's people like YOU that make US think that. Mabey if you weren't such a fuck up you might actually get a life and quit trying to breed hate and anger.

Have a good day, shove your head up your ass... better for everybody."

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

jake HEAPS wrote

"your trash , just like your team , and your fans. your werthless . you should hit me up on This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. id love to meet up with you and beat the fuck out of you. and i hope you can put this to ware aall your trashy ass drunk ass fans can read, FUCK THE UTES.YOU ARE ALL TRASHY . IF YOU WERE TO THROW BEER ON MY MOM ? ID KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOUR FUCKIN LUCKY PEOPLE HAVE CLASS , IF NOT YOU REALLY WOULDEVE BEEN BLEEDIN RED. I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN HELL. 4TH &18 ? HALL TO GEORGE ? YOUR NEW QUARTER BACK SUNK UNDER PRESURE. HE FUCKIN SUCKS ! TRASHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ASS PEOPLE THESE DAYS"

Thanks for the note jake HEAPS.  We've posted your note just as you asked.  It speaks for itself.  Judging from your grammar and spelling, you must be a byu English major...

rose wrote

"Thank-you for illustrating exactly what i think of byu. the de-motivational was the funniest

p.s I am from Australia! and i hate byu with a passion."

Thanks rose.

This week's favorite team: New Mexico Lobos

Does byu suck?  Yes.  But New Mexico sucks even more.  Unfortunately it isn't very realistic to expect New Mexico to win this game, but they're still our favorite team this week, because they're playing byzoo.

GO LOBOS! ARF ARF ARF

Guest blog: Bronco Mendenhall fires video booth coordinator.

ScrewtheY.com has learned that BYU Head Football Coach, Bronco Mendenhall has fired video coordinator Chad Bunn. Bunn, one of three replay officials suspended by the Mountain West Conference for failing to overturn a call on an obvious fumble by BYU running back JJ Di Luigi that was recovered by San Diego State. Because of the botched call, BYU retained possession and scored what would turn out to be the winning touchdown five plays later.
 
Mendenhall praised Bunn stating "We were in a dog fight and Chad was in the right place at the right time to affect the outcome of this game. He came through for us big time!" Following the the three point victory, Mendenhall awarded Bunn the game ball, naming him the game's "official" MVP, adding "He clearly saved us the humiliation of losing five games in a row."
 
Mendenhall announced that in addition to his responsibilities as the Cougars Head Coach and Defensive Coordinator, he will now add replay official to his list of duties. "Let's face it" said Mendenhall, "I'm overrated as both a Head Coach and a Defensive Coordinator. I have determined that the place that I can best help this team win games is in the replay booth."
 
The BYU Head Coach has been known for using Book of Mormon hero Captain Moroni as a motivational tool for his players. For those unfamiliar with LDS doctrine, Moroni is celebrated for leading the Nephites to victory over the Lamanites at the Battle of Jershon. Although Zoromite odds makers gave a slight edge to the Lamanites, Moroni was able to rally his troops to triumph in a closely fought battle. Pining about how today's technology may have increased Moroni's chances, Bronco said "Can you imagine the ass whooping he would have laid on those Godless heathens had the battle's outcome been determined by video replay?"
 
Mendenhall concluded his comments by praising Bunn for his inspirational video "Why we cheer for BYU." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCbuU14cB_c

GO FROGS!!! cooters travel to Texas for another massive beat down

byzoo barely eeked out a win against a mediocre SDSU team last week.  Congratulations on now being the "best 2-4 team in the country."  Zoob logic is unbelievable sometimes.

After six games, byu is four wins from being 6-0.

The zoo won't be barely eeking out a victory this week when they travel to TCU.  Just like the last time the zoo traveled to Texas to play the Horn Frogs, the byusucks.net staff expects a blowout of biblical (not book of mormon) proportion.

FROGS by 40+

GO TCU!!!!!